1. The number one worst thing ever is when you meet a really attractive persons eye when on a train because you’re like “wow I feel foul and theyre all wow” and you cant even skulk away to get away from their menacing attractive glare

  2. radgoku:

    i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

    Reblogged from: romanovsa
  3. Once that kid that hoards half the beach, always that kid that hoards half the beach

    Once that kid that hoards half the beach, always that kid that hoards half the beach

  4. note-a-bear:

kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.

    note-a-bear:

    kaalashnikov:

    cracked:

    Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

    cloudy with a chance of witch burning

    your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.

  5. circumcising:

    I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

    Reblogged from: fallingfor-muse
  6. cinemove:

    Atonement (2007) dir. Joe Wright 

    There was a crime. But there were also the lovers. - Ian McEwan

    Reblogged from: mcavoyclub
  7. mooncleric:

    milesmorale:

    Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

    THIS UPSETS ME

  8. The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.
    Reblogged from: genderpronouns
  9. shingekinofuckingkyojin:

    do u ever just see a fandom post so terrible u visibly cringe

    Reblogged from: dontbeanassbutt
  10. sluttiestkitten:

    all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

    Reblogged from: londonswaves
  11. While watching Richard III the new evidence last night my brother made me think of Richard III with arms like mr. Tickle and I genuinely cried laughing what have I come to

  12. kanyelifevest:

    who’s iggy iglesias

    Reblogged from: fallingfor-muse
  13. Did anyone watch the Richard III new evidence last night cause simon farnaby has my heart

  14. smythe-hummel:

    “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

    yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

    Reblogged from: official-enjolras
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