1. One of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.
    Reblogged from: johnfkennedyofficial
    • godric: i took your advice salazar
    • salazar: what advice
    • godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
    • salazar: oh no
    • godric: i got a 60 foot lion
    • salazar: oh no
    • godric: she's in the grounds right now
    • salazar: OH NO
    • godric: look out the window bro
    • salazar:
    • salazar: wait i dont see her
    • godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
    • salazar:
    • godric:
    • salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
    • godric: ayyyyy
    • salazar: ayyyyy
    Reblogged from: dropscones
    • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
    • me: yeh
    • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
    • me: lol idk
    Reblogged from: angolras
  2. My brother had chicken soup for lunch and since then I’ve been smelling it all over the house it’s everywhere

  3. easterbunnymundlover:

    leviisacutelittleshit:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    beggars-opera:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    easy there henry

    whos henry what thef uck?

    *faint laughter from Britian*

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    Reblogged from: bitch-please-im-mello
  4. aidn:

    • more asexual representation
    • less Sad Lesbians and more Happy Lesbians
    • more trans representation
    • non-binary representation beyond genderless robots in sci-fi films
    • BETTER AND MORE QUEER REPRESENTATION
  5. punkbread:

    *lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

    Reblogged from: halls-of-mandos
  6. eclecticpandas:

    reasons to date me:

    • i’m single
    Reblogged from: angolras
    • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
    • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
    Reblogged from: carpens-diem
  7. Marie Antoinette, by Annie Leibowitz for Vogue, 2006 

    Reblogged from: buckbeakisback
  8. queen-of-fallen-angels:

    my-flourish-and-blotts:

    teacupsandcyanide:

    I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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    setting Rose loose

    Accuracy: 100%

    Reblogged from: stevieroqers
  9. thaanks-pete:

    Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s

    Reblogged from: stevieroqers
  10. futurefantastic:

    zacwells:

    futurefantastic:

    zacwells:

    How long does your ideal hug last

    38-45 minutes

    that’s really impractical

    u said ideal, not realistic

    Reblogged from: fallingfor-muse
  11. coolslug:

    just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

    Reblogged from: apollowned
  12. Oh shit Robin Hood giggled there go my knees

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